Monday, July 04, 2005

If We Peed Like Dogs

I've been wondering lately what it would be like if humans peed like dogs. Sofie pees for a long time, but she always has some left over to mark her territory while we're out on walks. I'm pretty sure I always empty my bladder every time, but what would it be like if I noticed someone, say at work, come out of another stall while I was washing my hands? If I didn't like that person I guess I would have to wait until she left and then go into that stall and pee into it and make it "mine." Weird.

And I was right about the guilt - didn't even come close to working. Actually I'm not sure he even knew I had been trying until he read the post.

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