The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called an impromptu midweek staff meeting after a particularly stressful day. When everyone had gathered the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later they turned their suggestions in and created a top ten list. With laughter and comraderie the rest of the week went very well.
The Top Ten
10. Viagra, Whaaazzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock.
7. Viagra. When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra. Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra. Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra. Home of the whopper.
2. Viagra. We bring good things to life.
and the #1 slogan
1. Viagra. This is your peepee, this is your peepee on drugs.
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